I do not introduce the log.
I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called detectives? Watch - and see what life teaches. One day my log will have something to say about all of this!
PS If you're not into Twin Peaks it may look to you that I've lost my my mind. Don't worry, I'm fine, just really into my costume's charecter. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!